I’ve got a little bit of a gentler approach.
I’m gonna make sure you spend it all on me. That is your sole purpose in life. But I’m also gonna make sure you have enough left for dinner. You can’t serve me properly if you’re not taking some care of yourself too. I’m like an iron fist in a velvet glove…unless you make me take off the glove.
I’m the prettiest kitty that loves to be loved. Worship me and show me that you deserve to be at my feet. I’m a curvy, nerdy Goddess with a penchant for making you beg. Are you capable of serving me?